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She Used to be Pretty

Now She's Just Pretty Fucked Up (You should all listen to the SUPERSUCKERS)

Created on 2003-12-16 20:25:10 (#1604538), last updated 2007-12-26

187 comments received, 623 comments posted

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Name:Nicole Rocks
Birthdate:11-30
Location:Golden, Colorado, United States
Website:Blogs Are For Wussies.
Bio
Well, I have a pretty short attention span, so my hobbies consist mainly of HEY!!! LET'S GO SNOWBOARDING!!!

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Yep, that's right, it's another "friends only" journal. I'd love to tell you this is about internet safety issues, but, to be honest with you, it's really just because I want to bitch about all the people I know in real life without a whole crapload of backlash. And I want to keep family members out. That means YOU, mother. So, don't take offense to it. It's really for your benefit. If you're curious about my thoughts, check out my website link up there ^.

      
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User Number: 1604538
Date Created:2003-12-16
Number of Posts: 95

Nicole is human. She is, like most humans, warm-blooded and has an internal skeleton. She enjoys bouncing on large exercise balls and watching DVD Director's Commentaries. Her hair and eyeliner are always interesting colours to match her personality. Nicole also enjoys writing cheesy sentences ( like the last one) about herself. Nicole dislikes very sweet foods, Vail, and the people on the "People Not As Smart As I" list. It is a very long list.
Strengths: Can snowboard (sort of). And is very good at cramming for tests without any prior knowledge of the subject she was supposed to have been studying all semester.
Weaknesses: Becomes angered at people who mispronounce words, spell incorrectly (alotting for typos), and use large words just for the sake of being grandiloquent (IRONY). Would rather watch TV than just about anything. Would rather snowboard than watch TV. Her incessant talking of snowboarding often loses her friends.
Special Skills: Boardslides (sort of). Willing to huck herself over large things after a while of not sticking landings due to excessive speed checks. Can watch TV for hours on end. Excellent microwave skills. Awesome shoes. Tae Kwon Do will help eliminate all possible adversaries who don't like snowboarding.
Weapons: Feelgood w/ Cartels. Bo staff. Escrima. Fan. Bokken.
Nicole-ish Quotes: "Probably the saddest thing you will ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up little friend."
~Jack Handey

"I'm hysterical! *splash* I'm wet and I'm hysterical! *slap* I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical! No! Don't hit me again, it doesn't help. It only increases my sense of danger."
~The Producers

"I'm so....Yellow"
~Jenny

"I get off on hot-passing people."
~The Q-lander

"You're a PHONY!"
~Family Guy

"Sir, are you ok? My God! You're so sickly-looking I thought you were DYING!"
~Emergency room nurse to Scott E. Wittlake, who was just there picking up a friend

"There's only one word to describe today: epic."
~Bobby Meeks, Lame

"C'mon, man! Carpe the diem! Sieze the carp!"
~Out Cold

"I like fruit baskets, because they enable you to send fruit to people without looking insane. If you send just some fruit to people they say 'What the hell is this?' but if you put it in a basket and send it to them, they say 'This is nice!'"
~Dimitri Martin

Ew.... It's Flionel Melbourne. And he brought Smujins. Uuggghhh.... Oh--Plonk Frumpish? What are you doing here?! Awwwwhhhhh... this is the worst party ever...


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What kind of nerd would I be if I didn't show a little Lakewood High School Spirit? Note the snowy backdrop.


And a generic quiz because this is my LJ and I like them:
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(76% dark, 23% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




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